today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
This was better than some superbowl commercials
1:07 was my fav
This has appeared on my dash so many times and I never bothered to watch it
oh my god
now that’s a theatre student if ever i’ve seen one
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! OMFG asdfghjk;lkjhgfdsadfghjkl DYING

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classygold said: omg this cosplay is gonna kill me i can tell
I’m not even like 30% done and the con is this weekend, I’m totally not going to get this done. Because I haven’t started on the frost on the sweatshirt nor even pulled out the pants and supplies for that.
Plus I have to renovate my Black Widow cosplay because the suit wasn’t working and fix the wrist cannons and make the utility belt. I have to get my hands on a fez for Grunkle Stan and a red bolo tie. Plus I have to find a puffy winter vest for Rory Pond.
Omg, I feel so pumped for this!

that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
This is the most disturbing thing ever, I think you meant.
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- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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