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Space Ponies, Butterscotch, and Sexaphones too

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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via  katiepasta  (originally  deidaracchi)
5 hours ago on 21 May 2013 @ 1:18am 123,763 notes

supernaturally-fangirling:

klerdurr:

flannelliephant:

godreallyhatesfags:

ermizhad:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

This was better than some superbowl commercials

1:07 was my fav

This has appeared on my dash so many times and I never bothered to watch it 

oh my god

now that’s a theatre student if ever i’ve seen one

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! OMFG asdfghjk;lkjhgfdsadfghjkl DYING

via  tardis-nextstop-anywhere  (originally  videohall)
13 hours ago on 20 May 2013 @ 6:00pm 238,425 notes

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

via  ivory-chickadee  (originally  hammpix)
14 hours ago on 20 May 2013 @ 4:42pm 70,690 notes

changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

  • blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
  • on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
  • christmas is illegal
  • the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
  • post limit is 1 post per day
  • selfies are banned
  • you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
  • baldness is illegal

15 hours ago on 20 May 2013 @ 3:39pm 2,504 notes

classygold said: omg this cosplay is gonna kill me i can tell

I’m not even like 30% done and the con is this weekend, I’m totally not going to get this done. Because I haven’t started on the frost on the sweatshirt nor even pulled out the pants and supplies for that.

Plus I have to renovate my Black Widow cosplay because the suit wasn’t working and fix the wrist cannons and make the utility belt. I have to get my hands on a fez for Grunkle Stan and a red bolo tie. Plus I have to find a puffy winter vest for Rory Pond.

Omg, I feel so pumped for this!

1 day ago on 19 May 2013 @ 11:42pm

scubagoomba:

In which Sarah Silverman is Tumblr.

via  merganmergan  (originally  scubagoomba)
1 day ago on 19 May 2013 @ 11:31pm 149 notes

Oh look at that… structure

1 day ago on 19 May 2013 @ 9:11pm 3 notes

bowtied:

thedoctor-wearsconverse:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

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This is the most disturbing thing ever, I think you meant.

via  a-cuppa-tea-of-course  (originally  deduce-you-fools)
1 day ago on 19 May 2013 @ 8:16pm 38,436 notes

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

via  yerabananamari  (originally  jewelstaites)
1 day ago on 19 May 2013 @ 7:19pm 161,023 notes

meoshisseo:

why do fandom blogs think they rule tumblr like there are other people on here that dont look at gay supernatural porn you know

via  remarkablecows  (originally  meoshisseo)
1 day ago on 19 May 2013 @ 3:44pm 6 notes