8oo:

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

durational:

im screaming i love ellen

durational:

im screaming i love ellen

(Source: ellendegeneres)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

babygoatsandfriends:

Goat tongue

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(Source: spookygekis)

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

decayingdean:

how is he doing this

freaking out about an email but when I started to actually think about it I realize what it’s actually about and now I’m just like “damn, i’m so dumb and forgetful”

spellki:

stopitsgingertime:

ROB CANTOR HAS ABSOLUTELY EXCEEDED AND SURPASSED ANY AND ALL EXPECTATIONS WITH HIS NEW VIDEO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER, HOLY SHIT

Please please watch this it is so much better than even the thumbnail makes it out to be